Hung

Hung Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 4: "Sing It Again, Ray"

Tanya: My name is Tanya. I am a poet, a temp, and a pimp.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: I don't know about that woman, ya know. She's got red eyes. Like a rat.
Jessica: She does not have red eyes. She has red hair.
Ray: Alright, same difference.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: It's okay if it was me you wanted to piss on.
Damon: I didn't want to piss on you dad. I just drank a lot of pop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I'm sorry.
Jessica's mom: You really need oatmeal that bad?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: No offense, but I don't think a bunch of beret-wearing strangers is what my kid needs right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tanya: I think I can see what he was going for. The plate of home, a place called home. He was releasing his anger in a non-violent way.
Ray: He was releasing alright...I don't know about anger.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lenore: It's the ass crack of dawn, I'm not a marine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Mind Bullets"

Jessica: As you know, I'm not easy to be married to.
Ray: You were okay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tanya: I came to return Horny Patty.
Lenore: Thanks, but this is my dog now... Horny Patrick.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Tanya: Frankly, 40% is too high of a commission for you.
Lenore: Frankly, I think 0% is too high of a commission for you, Tanya.
 • Rating: Unrated

Damon: Pauly K calls me Gaymon.
Ray: What? Well that kid just got benched.
 • Rating: Unrated

Darby: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high school? Paul Kosenevick.
Ray: What? Pauly K? I was never a shortstop.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Tuscon Is the Gateway to Dick"

Tanya: You think I could use your restroom?
Francis: There's a Starbucks right down the road.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grandma: You were happy teenager because you were a slut.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: I like working on the nursery and getting screwed everyday.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lenore: We are selling a lifestyle. Tucson is the gateway to d**k. Have some f*cking class.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lenore: Can I get two equals please?
Tanya: I'm not the waiter, Lenore.
Lenore: Great.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Koontz: I'm giving you a fantastic bed so you don't sleep like a homeless, on a cot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "Just the Tip"

Tanya: I like cooking meat!
 • Rating: Unrated

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