Hung

Hung Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 1: "Just the Tip"

Mrs. Koontz: I'm not in the army anymore. I'm too old to have sex on the floor.
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Mrs. Koontz: There's nothing wrong with good, healthy sex. It makes for a fun vibe in the neighborhood.
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Charlie: Find out what his problem is and fix it for him.
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Tanya: I am tougher than I look... I mean, mentally.
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Jessica: All I'm saying is that I'm pretty good at knowing how to use my feminine wiles.
Damon: Gross.
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Claire: So you really have had sex with a pregnant woman before?
Ray: Yeah... a lot.
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Grandma: And the girl masturbates too much. Very loud.
Grandma's Friend: I did notice the girl had big muscular fingers.
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Prostitute: Donut? You think I need a donut? Read the f**kin' sign lady. This is the Donut Hole!
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Ray: What about these clenched hands?
Lenore: To me that represents fisting Ray. It tells me it's time for you to change up your repertoire.
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Lenore: Although we sell d**k, and not cars, we could learn a lot from Diego Rivera.
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