Hung Quotes
Tanya: I came to return Horny Patty.
Lenore: Thanks, but this is my dog now... Horny Patrick.
Tanya: Frankly, 40% is too high of a commission for you.
Lenore: Frankly, I think 0% is too high of a commission for you, Tanya.
Damon: Pauly K calls me Gaymon.
Ray: What? Well that kid just got benched.
Darby: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high school? Paul Kosenevick.
Ray: What? Pauly K? I was never a shortstop.
Tanya: You think I could use your restroom?
Francis: There's a Starbucks right down the road.
A date night with your kids...and your ex-mother in law, and some random Polish lady.
Ray
You were happy teenager because you were a slut.
Grandma
I like working on the nursery and getting screwed everyday.
Claire
We are selling a lifestyle. Tucson is the gateway to dick. Have some f*cking class.
Lenore
Lenore: Can I get two equals please?
Tanya: I'm not the waiter, Lenore.
Lenore: Great.
I'm giving you a fantastic bed so you don't sleep like a homeless, on a cot.
Mrs. Koontz
I like cooking meat!
Tanya
