I don't know what I'm doin' but I do know I was happiest with you so I'm asking ya, what do I do? Tell me what to do to get you back.

Ray (to Jess)

You went to see another dermatologist. Mindy touched me. We're even steven right?

Ronnie (to Jess)

I'm a father. I'm a coach. I'm a teacher. And I used to be a pretty good husband. And if I get another shot at it, I'm not gonna screw it up this time.

Ray

Ray: I need to take a break from this business.
Lenore: Why? Did your dick break?

It's like we're in Michigan and everyone else here is the same...except you.

Damon (to Tanya)

Jess: I have to go.
Ray: Do you wanna go?
Jess: No.

Don't call me T-Brain! I'm a mother fucking pimp!

Tanya

I thought of something Dr. Lepke that you didn't think of when you were testing....me! I'm the allergen.

Ronnie

Darby: I don't want you to write any more poems about me.
Damon: It wasn't about you. It was about fetuses...fetuses in general.

I thought you were different. I thought you were a good person. And I thought you were pretty fucking cool. And you know what? You turned out to be none of those things.

Ray

Find a new co-manager, Ray. Find a new third base coach. Find a new friend.

Mike

Lenore: I'm so glad we could hang out Patty. I called you so many times but you're always so busy.
Patty: I didn't even know you were trying to get a hold of me. I didn't get any messages.

Hung Season 2 Quotes

Ray: What about these clenched hands?
Lenore: To me that represents fisting Ray. It tells me it's time for you to change up your repertoire.

Although we sell dick, and not cars, we could learn a lot from Diego Rivera.

Lenore