Fair warning dickhead. Next time you see me, you'll get your ass kicked by a girl.

Mary

Abigail's got a mad switch? I thought she was always set to perky.

Mary

The food's strong. Why do you think I'm not in my bedroom.

Mary

Marshall, I need you to remove the phrase, she's my partner from your arsenal.

Abigail

It'll be half soiree, half wake.

Jinx

Unbelievable. Two knocked up, unwed mothers, multiple rehabs, daddy issues all over the place. This family is so Jerry Springer.

Mary

I just don't get it. They're adults playing with a bean bag in the burning son.

Mary

Funeral? For my father. He'd rather die.

Mary

I'll be damned if you showing up is going to be my downfall.

Mary

I'd say nice to see you but the nuns drilled me good on lyin

Mary

Christ, Snidely, shouldn't you be out there tying some girl to the railroad tracks.

Mary

You're dumb as a box of hair.

Mary

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.