Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?

I never wanted a sweet 16, I wanted a bottle of vodka which you bought for me.

Mary

Hate puppet shows. So lame. Also oddly scary.

Mary

Holy God I bet you sell a crap load of cars.

Mary

In my experience, holding out for closure does nothing but prolong the pain. Stoics got it right. Lance the boil, rip off the bandaid, man up and get on with it.

Mary
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