Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?

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I never wanted a sweet 16, I wanted a bottle of vodka which you bought for me.

Mary

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Hate puppet shows. So lame. Also oddly scary.

Mary

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Holy God I bet you sell a crap load of cars.

Mary

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In my experience, holding out for closure does nothing but prolong the pain. Stoics got it right. Lance the boil, rip off the bandaid, man up and get on with it.

Mary

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