Marshall: I told her that was out of the question.
Mary: Well that always works with teenagers, 'out of the question.' Next time maybe take 'over my dead body' out for a spin.

Give my regards to the sweat lodge and / or asylum.


I was on the right path all along. I just didn't know it.


Family is never perfect. All it is really, is yours.


Little girl: He's not feeling too good. Pooped all over our energy garden.
Mary: Well, you've got an energy garden. You kind of had it coming.

Since taking an early retirement from the hubcap business, Carlos has gone a little hippie granola. In addition to his alpacanomics, he fancies himself a bit of a shaman.


Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.

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