You called Nancy Drew and her Hello Kitty cell phone.

Mary

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You did go Johnny Cash on a man the same day you went into labor.

Marshall

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You did this twice? No wonder you drank.

Mary

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Marshall: Stanley McQueen has taken a lover.
Mary: No. Oh my God! This is huge and ew! Is she cute? Is she fat? Tell me she's fat.

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Why is her crap on my desk?

Mary

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I would be bursting with pride if I weren't bracing myself with skepticism.

Mary

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Unfair and inconvenient as it may be, you're a target.

Marshall

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