"For two days I sweated through sweat pants which is harder than it sounds."

Marshall

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A child is going to be who a child is going to be.

Mary

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The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.

Stan

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It's one baby. I'm not having puppies.

Mary

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I have no idea on what it takes to make a good parent but I've got a pretty good handle on what it takes to make a bad one.

Mary

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Single mothers are super heroes but I don't want to be one.

Mary

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Mom, are we seriously going to have this warm and fuzzy catch up in front of all these other weeble wobbles?

Mary

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For the record, just because my boobs are so big that Dolly Parton can sue for silhouette infringement doesn't mean I'm this delicate flower or some porcelain doll.

Mary

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