You can take all of your pervy little babysitter fantasies and stick them in a drawer.

Mary

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• Added: April 06, 2012

There's such a thing as too many choices. I long for the days of three TV channels.

Mary

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• Added: April 06, 2012

You have gun. I'm from New Jersey. We will grill these people.

Mark

• Permalink: You have gun. I'm from New Jersey. We will grill these people.
• Added: March 31, 2012

That's when I know I'm up a creek when you go from semi-hostile teasing to openly supportive.

Marshall

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• Added: March 31, 2012

Gross. What's with all the nature?

Mary

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• Added: March 31, 2012

Marshall: You think pretty high of yourself.
Heather: Not at all. Just lowly of men.

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• Added: March 31, 2012

You got a little venom on your chin.

Marshall

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• Added: March 31, 2012

Marshall: I'm so screwed.
Mary: No your not. We are. We're so screwed.

• Permalink: I'm so screwed. No your not. We are. We're so screwed.
• Added: March 31, 2012

How are you suppose to know the guy's got super Spidey powers?

Mary

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• Added: March 31, 2012

It's like this guy has no history. His file's full of thick black lines.

Delia

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• Added: March 31, 2012

Hey. Back off, Mary Poppins.

Mary

• Permalink: Hey. Back off, Mary Poppins.
• Added: March 23, 2012

These guys have long memories and hollow point bullets.

Mary

• Permalink: These guys have long memories and hollow point bullets.
• Added: March 23, 2012