You can take all of your pervy little babysitter fantasies and stick them in a drawer.

Mary

There's such a thing as too many choices. I long for the days of three TV channels.

Mary

You have gun. I'm from New Jersey. We will grill these people.

Mark

That's when I know I'm up a creek when you go from semi-hostile teasing to openly supportive.

Marshall

Gross. What's with all the nature?

Mary

Marshall: You think pretty high of yourself.
Heather: Not at all. Just lowly of men.

You got a little venom on your chin.

Marshall

Marshall: I'm so screwed.
Mary: No your not. We are. We're so screwed.

How are you suppose to know the guy's got super Spidey powers?

Mary

It's like this guy has no history. His file's full of thick black lines.

Delia

Hey. Back off, Mary Poppins.

Mary

These guys have long memories and hollow point bullets.

Mary
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One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.

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