You can take all of your pervy little babysitter fantasies and stick them in a drawer.

Mary

There's such a thing as too many choices. I long for the days of three TV channels.

Mary

You have gun. I'm from New Jersey. We will grill these people.

Mark

That's when I know I'm up a creek when you go from semi-hostile teasing to openly supportive.

Marshall

Gross. What's with all the nature?

Mary

Marshall: You think pretty high of yourself.
Heather: Not at all. Just lowly of men.

You got a little venom on your chin.

Marshall

Marshall: I'm so screwed.
Mary: No your not. We are. We're so screwed.

How are you suppose to know the guy's got super Spidey powers?

Mary

It's like this guy has no history. His file's full of thick black lines.

Delia

Hey. Back off, Mary Poppins.

Mary

These guys have long memories and hollow point bullets.

Mary
Displaying quotes 37 - 48 of 162 in total

In Plain Sight Quotes

Rabbi: Families are like puzzles, they fit together in a certain way, and when one of the pieces are missing it throws everything off.
Mary: Okay, is there a point in there somewhere?
Rabbi: The point? The point is I find people Mary, all kinds of people, no matter how long they have been gone, I find them. So just in case...

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary
×