Marshall: What's that?
Mary: Sandwich.
Marshall: No, what's the other thing?
Mary: Starter sandwich.

I'd like to get reacquainted with my toes.

Mary

First off you didn't buy your dress at a pawn shop and Peter's best man is his father, not his get away driver.

Mary

Ronnie: God, I've missed this town.
Marshall: It's a city.
Ronnie: Albuquerque? Keep telling yourself that.

Dead juror. That is not great.

Ronnie

We're not safe. We're trapped.

Stan

He kicked. She? I'm going to go with it.

Mary

Mary texted me. I never should have taught her that angry emoticon.

Marshall

Look, whatever you're going to do I have total faith that it will be the right thing for you and everyone but it's hard for me to stand here and go on about being here for Grace no matter what without making it clear that the same thing goes for you, times ten.

Marshall
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