I was going to take you bungee jumping. I have a coupon.

Mark

Seriously, look at his face. It looks like a pug got tossed in the dryer.

Mary

It blows right past how do you sleep at night territory and right into the heart of darkness.

Marshall

Leonard? He's a baby he's not a retired CPA from Scranton.

Mary

What the hell is code pink around here? Sending the guy with the mop to look both ways in the parking lot.

Stan

Holy crap. Did you go to Costco or buy a Costco?

Mary

Don't get all Julie McCoy on me. This isn't the Love Boat. There isn't going to be a double wedding.

Mary

Whoa, wait. That's what they're going to drive the kid around in? Some junked out background car from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Mary

Mary: All I'm thinking now is how I could eat my body weight in blue corn enchiladas, soft beef tacos, and I want to say a side of sauerkraut?
Provo: Sure, who doesn't enjoy Mexican with a side of sauerkraut.

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