In Plain Sight

In Plain Sight Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 11: "Provo-cation"

Mary: No, not the actually face.
Marshall: Not my favorite face.
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Marshall: It's better than Fallujah. That's our new bumper sticker right?
Mary: It's either that or WITSEC: It's not just for mobsters anymore.
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Season 4 Episode 10: "Girls, Interrupted"

Marshall: I told her that was out of the question.
Mary: Well that always works with teenagers, 'out of the question.' Next time maybe take 'over my dead body' out for a spin.
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Mary: Give my regards to the sweat lodge and / or asylum.
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Carlos: I was on the right path all along. I just didn't know it.
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Mary: Family is never perfect. All it is really, is yours.
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Little girl: He's not feeling too good. Pooped all over our energy garden.
Mary: Well, you've got an energy garden. You kind of had it coming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Since taking an early retirement from the hubcap business, Carlos has gone a little hippie granola. In addition to his alpacanomics, he fancies himself a bit of a shaman.
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Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.
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Season 4 Episode 9: "The Rolling Stones"

Marshall: "For two days I sweated through sweat pants which is harder than it sounds."
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Mary: A child is going to be who a child is going to be.
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Stan: The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.
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Mary: It's one baby. I'm not having puppies.
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Mary: I have no idea on what it takes to make a good parent but I've got a pretty good handle on what it takes to make a bad one.
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Mary: Single mothers are super heroes but I don't want to be one.
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Mary: Mom, are we seriously going to have this warm and fuzzy catch up in front of all these other weeble wobbles?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mary: For the record, just because my boobs are so big that Dolly Parton can sue for silhouette infringement doesn't mean I'm this delicate flower or some porcelain doll.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Kumar vs. Kumar"

Mary: Now you're running around like some sort of munchkin PI because Brandi thinks I mad at her?
Peter: Pretty much.
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Stan: Mary, Congratulations...
Mary: I had sex. It worked. So.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan: Mary, I've let this slide long enough waiting for the exact right moment to bring up the elephant in the room. Hmm. I did not just say that.
Mary: Well, it seems like you did.
 • Rating: Unrated

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