It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Dennis: Jesus Christ, Frank, who is this man?
Frank: My goddamned brother.
You said he had his guts sucked out of his asshole by a hot tub drain.
Dennis [referring to Gino]
This bimbo is my little brother.
Gino
Gino: He was black.
Frank: Those were the days.
I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.
Frank
Everyone's a lot fatter than I expected them to be.
Dennis
What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey just for riding on a street?
Frank
Charlie keeps a book of dreams and inspirations. They're mostly in pictures and symbols.
Frank
Mac: This brings me no joy at all. I feel nothing. I feel like you stole money from me and bought a shirt.
Dennis: With your money. That is what happened.
Charlie: Principal McIntyre, I recently starting mentoring one of the kids here.
Principal McIntyre: Really? That's odd, because you're a janitor.
Dee: Did you get that orange out of the garbage?
Charlie: I sure did. Can you believe that? Someone threw this away? Perfectly good orange. They were digging at it a little bit and must have given up on it.
Dee: Don't eat trash, Charlie.
Charlie: I'll eat what I want to eat.
I'm getting air. You're sucking it all up with your panicking.
Frank [to Dee]