It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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if we could get in some pleasant banter and punctuate it with some witty jokes, we could be set.
Frank

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Frank: So, what could we talk about?
Mac: A Creatin shit!

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Of course there were other guys - I don’t like the way you asked that question. Switch with her!
Dennis

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Frank: A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store..
Charlie: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!

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You can't even spell.
Dennis

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I have a name.
The Waitress

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I don't have online though.
The Waitress

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I will rate every single women in this restaurant!
Dennis

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You cannot sort out a man who kills and eats other human beings.
Dennis

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It’s really sad, but once your brain’s a piece of shit, it’s always a piece of shit
Dee

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