It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 9: "How Mac Got Fat" Quotes
I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!
I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.Dennis [stoned out of his mind]
Let's get high in the back office.Dennis [to Charlie]
Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
I'm not drinking bleach.Bar patron to Charlie
Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!Charlie [to Dennis]
You look like Superman.Dee [to Dennis]
I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.
He said 'fire off'...I like that.
Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.
I'm going to the crevice!Charlie