It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 9: "How Mac Got Fat" Quotes
What are you looking to do? Flash cook a gyro?Charlie [to Frank]
What the shit is going on around here?Frank
How did your friends make you fat? Were they force feeding you?Priest
I command you to smite my friends!
Mac: Bless me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: What is your confession?
Mac: I'm fat.