If you say another word, I swear to god I will slice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.

Dennis

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

Dee

Dee I swear you would be more use to be if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade.

Dennis

What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’

Dennis

Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?

Frank

You always liked me, so I thought you’d help me cope with it.

No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.

Dee

Could we, like, not talk about sucking penises? Or getting raped in the butt?

Charlie

You haven’t thought of the smell, you BITCH!

Dennis

Get the demon and the goblin out and we got Pete!

Charlie

Oh, and also, he murdered and ate his family.

Mac

Did you grow up in a cartoon?

Dee

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 10 Episode 3 Quotes

It’s really sad, but once your brain’s a piece of shit, it’s always a piece of shit

Dee

You cannot sort out a man who kills and eats other human beings.

Dennis