It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 5: "Storm of the Century" Quotes
3D boobies. Now THIS is news.Mac
Kill the machines!Dee
Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!Dee
I'm getting air. You're sucking it all up with your panicking.Frank [to Dee]
You're marching me to the ovens!Cricket
Storm coming? Hatchet coming.Charlie
Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.
You be the battery guy and I'll be the chicks-and-tits guy.Dennis [to Charlie]
This Jackie Denardo chick...she's sparked another storm inside me if you know what I mean.Dennis
He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.Dee
We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.Dee
The breasts make you care about the weather in a really good way.Charlie