It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Mac

Kill the machines!

Dee

Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!

Dee

I'm getting air. You're sucking it all up with your panicking.

Frank [to Dee]

You're marching me to the ovens!

Cricket

Storm coming? Hatchet coming.

Charlie

Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.

You be the battery guy and I'll be the chicks-and-tits guy.

Dennis [to Charlie]

This Jackie Denardo chick...she's sparked another storm inside me if you know what I mean.

Dennis

He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.

Dee

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.

Dee

The breasts make you care about the weather in a really good way.

Charlie
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here. It's time to get in the bunker.

Dee

The breasts make you care about the weather in a really good way.

Charlie