It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Storm of the Century" Quotes
Mac: 3D boobies. Now THIS is news.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dee: Kill the machines!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Dee: Don't make me do it Cricket. I will slice you in half!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Frank [to Dee]: I'm getting air. You're sucking it all up with your panicking.
• Rating: Unrated
Cricket: You're marching me to the ovens!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Storm coming? Hatchet coming.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dennis [to Charlie]: You be the battery guy and I'll be the chicks-and-tits guy.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dennis: This Jackie Denardo chick...she's sparked another storm inside me if you know what I mean.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dee: He was probably down here with Mac watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12