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He made soup of your insides.

Charlie [to Dennis]

Shushing someone is not an assault.

Cop

I don't like people with almond eyes. I find them creepy.

Charlie

It's like an online shush.

Mac [complaining about not being friended]

This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people.

Dennis

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers.

Dennis

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac

Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, you bitch!

Dennis

Bill Gates and that rain man, Mark Zuckerberg.

Mac
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