It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Buys a Boat" Quotes
Frank: Anyone want any more catfish?
Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac: Hey bro, how'd you lose your hand?
Sailor: Diabetes.
Mac: That's not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dennis: These guys are more barnacle covered and sunburnt than Dee and Frank.
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Charlie: This floaty thing is amazing. We should patent this.
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Charlie: We'll scrape all these delicious oysters or whatever off the side of the pot and we'll put them in a pot and boil them before you get back.
Frank: We'll cook them for you.
Dennis: Those are barnacles. Do not eat those. Do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Dennis: Work first. And then you can do your weird inflatable tube man P. Diddy dance.
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Mac: You look like one of those inflatable dancing things at the used car lot. The one's that flail around in the wind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dennis: We've had our hearts sets on this boat for days now. Which, in our world, is a level of focus which I've personally never experienced.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Boat Salesman: Let me just see if i have this right here. It seems like what you guys are looking for P. Diddy style of shrimping boat.
Charlie: You're a really good listener and I didn't peg you for one when we came in here because of the pinky ring.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Can we talk shrimp for a minute? I'd like the boat to be able to haul a tremendous amount of shrimp. Sort of a forest gump size of shrimp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10