Mac: GOD! DAMMIT! Goddamn!
Dee: Nature is bullshit. I'm done with this.
Frank: I told ya, animals suck.

Dennis: That's all our money!
Charlie: No, it's all my money. You lost your money when you said no to the trucker.

This is for the rats!

Charlie

If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.

Charlie

Dennis: Do you have any money?
Charlie: Yeah, it's all right there. I put it all on black.

Dennis: We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino, this is just a motel.
Byron: I know. I thought we'd slip into a room and you could check my oil.

Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature.

Mac

I named him Peter Peter Nickel Eater, because last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel.

Dee

I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.

Byron

What do you say we slip into a room....and you two split me open like a coconut?

Byron

Charlie: Are you wearing makeup?
Dennis: I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.

Frank: Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Dee: That's leather? I thought it was plastic.
Frank: Who the hell wears a plastic suit?
Dee: I just don't question the things you do anymore.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 11 Quotes

What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey just for riding on a street?

Frank

Dee: I'm a hot single woman, he's a hot single man!
Frank: Dee, you're pregnant as shit.