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What do you say we slip into a room....and you two split me open like a coconut?

Byron

Charlie: Are you wearing makeup?
Dennis: I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point.

Frank: Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Dee: That's leather? I thought it was plastic.
Frank: Who the hell wears a plastic suit?
Dee: I just don't question the things you do anymore.

What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey just for riding on a street?

Frank

Dee: I'm a hot single woman, he's a hot single man!
Frank: Dee, you're pregnant as shit.

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