It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 2: "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore" Quotes
It's a magical town.Charlie
It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.Dee
There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!Dennis
Did you rape me last night?The Waitress [to Charlie]
Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.
We're in the steroid capital of the world.Mac
Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!Mac
We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.Dee
I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?Mac