It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
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It's a magical town.

Charlie

It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.

Dee

There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!

Dennis

Did you rape me last night?

The Waitress [to Charlie]

Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.

We're in the steroid capital of the world.

Mac

Goddamnit Frank! Eating your drinks?! That is genius!

Mac

We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

Dee

I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?

Mac
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

Dee

I'm sorry. Is no one gonna talk about Dee's hair?

Mac