It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The High School Reunion" Quotes

Adriano [to Dee]: To think I was going to let you jack me off.
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Dennis: I'm going to wait right here and wait for my minions to swarm me.
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Dee: I'm the queen of the night.
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Waitress [to Dee]: I know you bitch.
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Dennis: I don't want to talk to old men who are pretending to be women and ex-wives.
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Dennis: A dead tooth.
Maureen: With a diamond in it.
Dennis: Put a diamond in anything that's dead and it's still dead.
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Frank: It wafted over here. The dead tooth. It stinks.
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Dennis [to Charlie and Mac]: Do not talk to me for the rest of the night and know that I won't be talking to you because you lower my stock.
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Dee: For some reason homophobia is awesome to these guys.
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Adriano [to Mac]: Looks like the Rat got too much cheese.
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