It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 3: "The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre" Quotes
Oh! Shit! Maureen!... That was terrible. Who did those tits!? The nipple placement is crazy.Dennis
Bill Ponderosa: Dee's Nuts! What's the haps? Take a sip (offers glass of milk) straight from the cow's titty!
Dee: No, I gotta get outta here. Everyone's going crazy.
Bill Ponderosa: No, no. The party's just startin'. You gotta have some. Come on, try it. It'll loosen you up a bit. Make your butthole hot!
Frank: (to Liam) I understand the McPoyle bloodline is very strong.
Liam: Legions of us, thousands sturdy, once ruled this fine land. Our bloodline was as pure as the driven snow.
Dee: Then what happened?
Liam: Syphilis killed about half of us.
Dennis: (upon seeing Maureen's 'enhacements') Why, Maureen, you've enhanced yourself.
Maureen: Well, yeah, I got my tooth fixed.
Dennis: I'm talking about your tits! Your giant, new titties, Maureen!
Frank: (*after a bat bites him*) I just got tagged by a bat! I got tagged! Suck out the poison, Dee! I'll give you $200 if you suck it out.
(*Dee sucks on Frank's head*)
Frank: Suck it harder!
Mac: Did you swallow it?!
Dee: Yeah, I swallowed it.
Mac: Make yourself throw up!
Charlie: You swallowed the poison!
Dennis: Bats don't have poison!
Dennis: Wait, Liam - you're marrying Maureen?
Liam: Oh yeah, big time. Don't be jelly.
Dennis: Why are you doing this? What's your angle?
Liam: Oldest angle in the book, my friend... (*grunts*) Llllove.