It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes
I was always the odd man out, you know -- I mean, you know.Mac
That buzzer sounds awfully loud, huh? Pierces you right down to your soul! I don't like it.Dennis
I've seen many pigs eat many men -- it was a blood bath.Frank
Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!Dee
Mac's Dad: Now everyone thinks I'm a rat. They're gonna kill me in here, because of you.
Mac: I'm sorry. I still love you.
Mac's Dad: I don't.
Mac: Tell us more!
Charlie's Mom: Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.
Mac: Tell us less, tell us less.
Charlie's Mom: Then they both completed on each other -- I was left out of the finale.
Charlie's Mom: I can't lie to my Charlie!
Charlie: Good! Tell me everything!
Charlie's Mom: Okay, they were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.
A man should be able to end his life if he wants -- we're American!Dennis
Mac: Okay, daddy. I love you dad!
Charlie: Let it go. Let it go.
I've had a few surgical operations to enhance my natural beauty.Maureen
Come on! You guys own a bar! You guys watch people slowly kill themselves everyday right?Bill
Yeah, I botched it -- life.Bill