LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!

Dennis

How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.

Mac

It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

Charlie

You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?

Charlie

If you say another word, I swear to god I will slice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.

Dennis

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

Dee

Dee I swear you would be more use to be if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade.

Dennis

What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’

Dennis

Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?

Frank

You always liked me, so I thought you’d help me cope with it.

Pete

No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.

Dee

Could we, like, not talk about sucking penises? Or getting raped in the butt?

Charlie