Mac: You have a bad shoulder, and that's why you could never have a catch with me, right?
Mac's Dad: Riiiiiight.

Mac: Thanks for coming with me, man.
Charlie: Well, you're forcing me too, so, yeah.

I'm gonna save my dad's life!

Mac

What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

Frank

Shit that's Def, that's super Def.

Charlie

Now you? I don’t know who the hell you are, ‘cause we didn’t have a black.

Frank

It’s good, it’s all good. I’m talking to myself, but it’s all good.

Dennis

Instead of eating it last — you don’t have to eat beak at all!

Dee

We've literally and figuratively missed the boat.

Dennis

Dennis: All of us have gotten god damn weird.
Frank: I think we're just hitting our stride!

It’s got land to sea craftsmanship! We’re not missing that boat —

Dennis

Only two words came up! Asians and creampies.

Frank

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.

Naked pics online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?

Mac