It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 6 Episode 6: "Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down"

Mrs. Mac: They ain't American, I don't want to know them.
Mrs. Kelly: I know. I wish they'd all go back to the desert.
Mac: It does seem like they're bonding.
Charlie: It's not really a golden girls type conversation, it's a racist conversation
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: Mrs. Kelly, why are you doing everything in threes?
Mrs. Kelly: So Charlie doesn't die.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: Once the sun goes down you're not gonna be able to get this woman to do anything, she thrives on sunlight.
Charlie: She looks like she's never seen sunlight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: Mom was a manager of Jiffy Lube for many years.
Charle: I never heard about this.
Mac: Well, she doesn't like to brag. She started her way at the bottom and worked her way to the tippidy top.
Charlie: There's only three people at Jiffy Lube so it's not exactly a high climb.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: I feel like if you and I were in a room with a perfectly good cheesecake, all sorts of conversation would start happening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac: I know that grunt. It means she's open to it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dennis: I'm a fixer, Frank. It's what I do.
Frank: You're good. we should hang out more.
Dennis: Stop trying to bond with me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dennis: Mrs. Mac has a unique and earthy fragrance.
Mrs. Mac: I smell like s**t.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Deandra will take care of me.
Dennis: Dee's not gonna take care of you. You just chased her out of here with a pool cue because she had a little cough.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 5: "Mac and Charlie: White Trash"

Dennis: I'm jumping in the pool!
Frank: Plus, I'm gonna piss in it!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Mac: This pool is our bootstraps. It's lifting us up to the middle class.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Mac: What about your front pockets?
Charlie: Nah, I cut them off because they were overshooting the bottom of my shorts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: We ate the watermelon. Butter me up, I'm gonna me the watermelon and jump in the pool.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Mac: Let's order some food and then we can have the delivery guy come and get us out.
Charlie: And we'll get some Chinese food because that's the classiest pool side food you can have.
Mac: Yeah, we probably shouldn't get Chinese because those delivery guys are always Chinese and he's won't understand a word we say and plus he's gonna be too short.
Charlie: Could really go for some Chinese food, though. It's gonna be good.
Mac: But we're not actually eating the food.
Charlie: I'm gonna eat the food, for sure. I'm starving.
Mac: Let me handle it. We're gonna get some pizza. He's gonna be big Italian lug and he's gonna fish us out of here.
Mac: Fish sounds good. See if they have fish there.
Charlie: I'll ask.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: I have a proposition too. Why don't you walk in front of me so I don't get your blood all over my feet?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: Where'd you get that towel? I don't see any attendants around.
Frank: I borrowed it fringe style from that guy over there. I gave him a bite of my hot dog, he's letting me use his towel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dee: I bet you don't even have any black people here.
Pool Guy: Excuse me, ma'am, but there's an African American family right there.
Dee: Well good for you. You keep a couple token ones around. Do you parade them around like a couple dancing monkeys?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: You're born into class. It's about pedigree. It's about upbringing. It has nothing to do with your present circumstance.
Dee: See, Dennis and I were born upper class. Therefore, we currently are and will forever remain upper class. Frank, stop picking your teeth for one second and back us up here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 4: "Mac's Big Break"

Mac: Bro, when you tack on mass, you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight up fact
Charlie: That's insane. Touch your toes.
Mac: What am I a gymnast?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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