It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Its always sunny in philadelphia

Baby's got back, Christie. Baby's got back.

Dennis

I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than have to have a conversation with the guy.

Dennis [referring to Tim Murphy]

Get lost bitch!

Frank [to Dee]

I specialize in bird law.

Charlie

Was he joking when he cut his family into little pieces and ate them for Christmas dinner?

Fatty Magoo [referring to Psycho Pete]

I've tacked on mass.

Mac

If we get our psycho back, we get the freight train back.

Mac

I'm gonna bang Tom Murphy's black wife.

Dennis

Look everybody! The Aluminum Monster's back.

Adriano

Charlie: Why are we hanging here?
Frank: Cool kids got us.

To think I was going to let you jack me off.

Adriano [to Dee]

I'm going to wait right here and wait for my minions to swarm me.

Dennis
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