It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 9: "How Mac Got Fat"

Mac: I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mac [referring to musclehead]: He said 'fire off'...I like that.
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Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?
Mac: You look like a monster.
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Charlie: I'm going to the crevice!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Charlie [to Frank]: What are you looking to do? Flash cook a gyro?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: What the s**t is going on around here?
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Priest: How did your friends make you fat? Were they force feeding you?
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Mac [to God]: I command you to smite my friends!
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Mac: Bless me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: What is your confession?
Mac: I'm fat.
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Season 7 Episode 8: "The Gang Gets Trapped"

Dee: It was weird that they were Asian.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis [to Dee]: I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dennis [to Dee]: No peeing with me in the room!
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Dennis: These are the theories of lunatics!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Frank: Deandra, your breath is dogs**t!
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Mac [to Dennis]: Who was it that said 'I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'?
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Dennis: Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.
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Dennis [to Dee]: I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Charlie: I can't see the driver's face but the man appears to have pointy feet.
Mac: Those are cowboy boots.
 • Rating: Unrated

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