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Captain John turned out to be a goddamned junkie.

Frank

Dude hangs dong.

Cop

Thunder Gun leaves no man behind!

Dennis

You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.

Mac [to Dennis]

I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.

Dee

That sounds the tits!

Frank

What the shit is a thunder gun?

Frank

I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!

Mac

I wanna see Charlie do his thing and he's good.

Dennis [stoned out of his mind]
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