Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA ... say that 5 times fast.
The Situation
GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos.
Vinny
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
Mike
I put the hippopotamus to bed.
The Situation
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
Pauly D
I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
Angelina
Ok, Kim Kardashian. More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.
Vinny
Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.
The Situation
You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
Pauly D
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously.
Snooki
Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
Pauly D
At one point I splashed water on my face and I realized ... We got grenades! We are in the midst of grenades.
The Situation
