Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
It's a way of cleaning your butthole after going to the bathroom.
Vinny
It's decorated Italy style.
Snooki
No granatos.
Vinny
How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!
The Situation
When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. I'm going crazy.
Pauly D
I figure an Italian guy in a Vespa is like a hot guy here on a street bike.
Deena
I'm done! I'm outta here, I'm done!
Tom
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. It's kind of like another world. I don't know what goes on in there.
Snooki
Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!
The Situation
I think he's a little scared with Vinny but I reassured him. It's definetaly not going to happen. I'm not going to be an idiot and F--k this up.
Snooki
Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation.
Situation
JWoww and her boobies are going to Italy.
JWoww
