Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.
Mike
I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
Mike
I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.
Angelina
How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?
Angelina
I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
Angelina
If a girl's a slut, she should be abused.
Angelina
Yo, I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!
Angelina
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
Vinny
When I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I'm pulling girls on stage and now... Vinny came out to play baby.
Vinny
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners. I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Vinny
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.
Sammi
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
