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I'm just gonna deny, deny, deny until Angelina says something ... and World War III starts.

Ronnie

I'm walking blind here! Do you have any pickles?

Snooki

Guy on phone: May I speak to Angelina?
Snooki: No, she died. [hangs up]

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

So I see Angelina up there dancing with girls, and it's not really surprising, but it's interesting.

Pauly D

The Situation: Can I place an order?
Delivery guy: What's the name?
The Situation: Situation.
Delivery guy: Name?
The Situation: Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Delivery guy: Whatever man, what's your order?

I feel like Ron is mind gaming me a little. And it's not cool.

Sammi

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

Pauly D

The whole Sammi-Ronnie situation? Not a good situation.

The Situation

I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!

Ronnie

Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.

Pauly D

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

The glasses are all bling bling ... But when you put them on you can't really see. So I don't think you can drive with them because you can't really see.

Snooki

Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!

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