Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "The Hangover" Quotes (Page 2)

Pauly D: Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angelina: [to Pauly D] I would marry you. I think about you everyday.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Pauly D: Wasn't her boyfriend married in Jersey? Come on now.
 • Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

The Situation: We have an abundance of wife beaters ... and we wear them before we got out before it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

The Situation: JWOWW ... I've seen her working out, doing combos at the gym ... and I've gotten a little taste of a smack myself. I have an idea of what Angelina's about to go through and it's like Rocky vs. Apollo. Rocky doesn't have a chance right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: The sex shop is perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Snooki: The glasses are all bling bling ... But when you put them on you can't really see. So I don't think you can drive with them because you can't really see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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