Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 3: "Creepin'" Quotes
I was like, really really really drunk, because I'm not comfortable here.
Angelina
I didn't know being drunk and people making mistakes was that bad.
Angelina
Jenni's t!ts defy gravity... Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and rework them around Jenni's t!ts.
Vinny
Whatever you think I said ... I probably said it.
Angelina
At one point I splashed water on my face and I realized ... We got grenades! We are in the midst of grenades.
The Situation
It just so happens our initials are MVP. Mike, Vinny, Pauly. We are the MVPs of MIA ... supporting the GFF.
Vinny
Did I bang Snooki last night? Did I DO the unthinkable?
Vinny
Snooki: Wanna f*%k?
Vinny: Sure.
I think Sammi has an idea, but she just doesn't want to believe it. It all dates back to when you thought the Tooth Fairy was, you know, alive.
The Situation
The truth will come out! It's gonna blow up in his face. He's like IFF!
Pauly D
Ronnie and Sam, they get in one little fight, and Ron thinks that just because they're in a fight, he's allowed to creep.
Pauly D
We're having another great night out, then the next thing I know, I turn around and Ronnie's $h!tfaced wasted. And I don't appreciate it.
Sammi
