Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "A House Divided" Quotes (Page 2)

Ron's Mom: I'm tan. I am tan. So tan I look Indian.
Deena: That's awesome.
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Sammi: [on why she was texting Arvin] Maybe to cause a rise out of you. To get you back. To be spiteful.
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Sammi: I'm sorry. I feel stupid. I'm mean. Here, I'm mean. I'm sorry.
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Sammi: There's things I have said that I'm not proud of, you know that, right?
Ronnie: Can I have a little mustard?
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Ronnie: Have you ever hooked up with Sam?
Arvin: No, not like that.
Ronnie: You never made out with Sam?
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
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Ronnie: What do you think is going through my head as soon as I find out that the kid is there to meet you?
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Ronnie: Now I know how she felt in Miami. Well, not really, but I got a taste of how she felt in Miami.
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Ronnie: You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself ... Stop, because I will yank the phone right out of the wall and you won't be able to get in touch with me.
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Pauly D: This lady is an atomic bomb.
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