Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1: "A New Family" Quotes
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
Vinny
How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?
Angelina
I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.
Angelina
Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.
Mike
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
Mike
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.
Mike
I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.
Angie
