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Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.

Vinny

How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?

Angelina

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.

Angelina

Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.

Mike

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.

Mike

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike