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JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.

The girls wanna have a threesome with you, that's not an issue.

Pauly D

Sammi: Why are you with me?
Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel.

I like to be with my boyfriend at all times. Do you get that?


I'm not going to smash it out with Rocio before I leave. Umm, it's not that kind of chick. I don't need to, I want to get to know her first.

Pauly D

Youse are all f*%kin' nuts!!

Pauly D

Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!

Pauly D

A crow comes and it starts quacking at us ... or not quacking, what does a crow do?


How do you spell likely?

Pauly D

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

Pauly D

Mike's definitely a pot stirrer, yes, he likes to cause a lot of problems and then go take a nap after he does it.

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

That air boat is serious, the propeller is huge... that'll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.

Pauly D

Aww yeah, crocodile's gonna eat me, yeah!

Pauly D