If you want me to cook and poison everybody and we're gonna be dead in two minutes? Whatever.

Snooki

I am not f*%king any of my roommates... therefore I should not be cleaning up after their sh!t.

JWoww

When you actually have a good girl out there, say no to hoes.

Vinny

Okay, they're not the prettiest girls in the world. Sometimes if you mix two grenades it might make one good lookin' girl.

Vinny

I hate frogs.

JWoww

I am so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies.

Snooki

The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.

The Situation

That air boat is serious, the propeller is huge... that'll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.

Pauly D

Aww yeah, crocodile's gonna eat me, yeah!

Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

That air boat is serious, the propeller is huge... that'll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.

Pauly D

Aww yeah, crocodile's gonna eat me, yeah!

Pauly D
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