Who does this girl think she is ... You're not DTF with Pauly? Really, you're DTF with Mike? That's absurd, that's just crazy.

Sammi

I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.

Sammi

I have NO TIME to talk to anybody at 4 in the morning. It should be against the law to come to my house at 4 in the morning on my birthday and not give me birthday sex.

Pauly D

Bosnian Girl: Can we just talk in the room?
Pauly D: I'll call the cab.

Pauly is about to go to bed and this poor girl looks like a lost puppy. She doesn't know what to do with herself.

Sammi

Even though I look like a nut case, I'm really a good girl.

Deena

[to Bosnian girl] You can come to bed or I can call you a cab. It's up to you.

Pauly D

This Bosnian chick is so persistent. This chick must want to do something.

Pauly D

[to Vinny] I smooshed a girl in your bed. She was a cougar with tattoos.

Pauly D
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