Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 3: "Dropping Like Flies" Quotes
Bosnian Girl: Can we just talk in the room?
Pauly D: I'll call the cab.
Pauly is about to go to bed and this poor girl looks like a lost puppy. She doesn't know what to do with herself.
Sammi
Even though I look like a nut case, I'm really a good girl.
Deena
[to Bosnian girl] You can come to bed or I can call you a cab. It's up to you.
Pauly D
This Bosnian chick is so persistent. This chick must want to do something.
Pauly D
[to Vinny] I smooshed a girl in your bed. She was a cougar with tattoos.
Pauly D
[to The Situation] I want grill cheese. In the morning. No crust.
Bosnian Girl
Pauly D: [on the phone] How are you?
Dispatcher: Fine.
Pauly: How are the Kids?
Dispatcher: What?
Pauly: Can I have a cab?
This girl is Vinny's type to a T. So I smooshed her as a perfect way to honor Vinny.
Pauly D
I'm tired of being the bad dude, I don't know if I can do it anymore.
Situation
I'm going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny's bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.
Pauly D
In memory of Vinny, I'm rocking skinny jeans.
Ronnie
