If this is going to be the last conversation I have with you, let me know.

Tom

I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.

JWoww

[on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.

Ronnie

He definitely didn't get the golden ticket, but I gave him a sneak peek.

Deena

It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.

I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.

(to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.

Fake Ronnie

Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.

I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.

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