Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Free Snooki" Quotes

Tom: If this is going to be the last conversation I have with you, let me know.
 • Rating: Unrated

JWoww: I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: [on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: He definitely didn't get the golden ticket, but I gave him a sneak peek.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Snooki: It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. It was like a f*%king phenomenon ... I'm not a phenomenon. I'm a train wreck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fake Ronnie: (to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Ra-ra-ra-Roger that!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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