Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Free Vinny" Quotes (Page 2)

Sammi: I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.
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Sammi: You don't yank my new weave that I just got.
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Ronnie: Sam getting into a fight, that's some scary s#$t, and I just don't know what to do right now.
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Pauly D: So we go downstairs it's like mad dark, but like ten seconds into the club where the crowd was, bang, I see like these two girls like rolling around on the ground and I'm like oh s#$t, chick fight, then I look over and I'm like holy s#$t it's Sam!
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Snooki: The bunny costume is f#$king awesome, just because it looks like a serial killer.
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Situation: I don't even remember this stripper's name. Could've been Indeeda, because I need a cigarette, I need some French toast, you know what, I need you to get the hell out of here.
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Pauly D: Yeaaa Buddy! Birthday sex, everybody should get laid on their birthday.
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Situation: I have no idea why this stripper is worrying about socks.
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Pauly D: And I told this chick, I would like to get in my birthday suit with you, and she's down.
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Situation: I'm having fun with this blonde stripper right now, um so much fun I might even take her home.
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