Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 4: "Free Vinny" Quotes
I asked Pauly, Pauly you drinking tonight, and he's like I'm probably gonna take it easy... that's what you think.
Ronnie
[to Deena] Let's have bunny sex!!
Snooki
If we need freaking bunny suits to bring life to this house, that's when we know we have problems.
Snooki
I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane.
Snooki
Jenni: What's a good name for Danny since he's being a douche?
Mike: Help wanted, see the old dude.
Jenny: They might think it's you.
If I rip down the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews, and therefore, there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.
JWOWW
Danny: This guy shows up out of uniform and late.
Mike: But I still look good though.
I'm gonna try not to be late to work but the time on my watch already tells me I'm gonna be late to work, after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.
Ronnie
Dude, you're not directing porn.
JWOWW
Four over the hill and six boobs.
JWOWW
Deena: Meatball power!
Snooki: Meatball power!
Snooki: Pauly, can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangster.
Pauly D: Can't teach swag, you was born widdit.
