And I told this chick, I would like to get in my birthday suit with you, and she's down.

Pauly D

I'm having fun with this blonde stripper right now, um so much fun I might even take her home.

Situation

I got cakes, I got strippers, I got my friends, this is the best day of my life.

Pauly D

It went from a nightmare to a dream because actually the chicks were cute.

Situation

This is the best cake I've had in my life.

Pauly D

It's pretty hard to surprise me, you know I'm pretty paranoid.

Situation

I asked Pauly, Pauly you drinking tonight, and he's like I'm probably gonna take it easy... that's what you think.

Ronnie

[to Deena] Let's have bunny sex!!

Snooki

If we need freaking bunny suits to bring life to this house, that's when we know we have problems.

Snooki
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