I'm gonna walk like this now... you don't mess with me... would you fight me?

Snooki

Right now I'm working with the meatballs, and I'm expecting them to slack off, but they're really pulling together and working hard, I don't know how long it's gonna last.

Pauly D

This is my family and I don't want anyone coming in the house and f$#king anything up because I will kill you, I don't care if I'm small, I will kick you.

Snooki

We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike... that's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.

Snooki

Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.

Deena
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Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike... that's what you get for being a f--king douchebag.

Snooki

Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.

Deena
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