Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Hurricane Situation" Quotes (Page 2)

Pauly D: Whether you're the first man in, or the last man in: Ryder.
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Pauly D : Ryder is looking pretty good tonight, but she's already had sex with Vinny and I'm not really cool with sloppy seconds, so I don't know what do to with her.
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Sammi "Sweetheart": Ryder is really riding around town in this house: Vinny, The Unit, now Pauly.
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Mike: Snooki knows what's going on. So she eliminates Jionni from the equation. She hid the whole night.
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Jenni "JWOWW": Is it supposed to smell like skunk up here?
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Sammi "Sweetheart": Mike normally wifes up his grenades this way. Is he doing that with The Unit?
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Sammi "Sweetheart": Oh My God. Let's be real. I feel like Mike has ... gay tendencies.
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Mike: This is Hurricane Situation and it's heading straight for Snooki Island.
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Situation: Nicole is going off saying really mean things. It's probably the stupidest thing you can do because this is the key witness to the crime.
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Situation: Everybody knows the story, but now the witnesses are here. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.
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