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Sammi "Sweetheart": Ryder is really riding around town in this house: Vinny, The Unit, now Pauly.

Snooki knows what's going on. So she eliminates Jionni from the equation. She hid the whole night.

Mike

Is it supposed to smell like skunk up here?

Jenni "JWOWW"

Mike normally wifes up his grenades this way. Is he doing that with The Unit?

Sammi "Sweetheart"

Oh My God. Let's be real. I feel like Mike has ... gay tendencies.

Sammi "Sweetheart"

This is Hurricane Situation and it's heading straight for Snooki Island.

Mike

Nicole is going off saying really mean things. It's probably the stupidest thing you can do because this is the key witness to the crime.

Everybody knows the story, but now the witnesses are here. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.

Uncle Nino is the ultimate creep. I feel he should be in this house with us. Honestly, I feel he should get the smoosh room.

Ronnie

Uncle Nino is back. He's drunk. He's hitting on every girl in the place.

Pauly D

There's unfinished business ... You have Jionni with Vinny, Jionni with Mike. Tonight can get ugly real quick.

JWoww

Vinny's haircut is a mixture between a mullet, a mohawk, and a faux hawk. I don't even know what to call that. But it looks good on him.

Ronnie
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Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I'm coming home to my mother.

Ronnie

I want a big, fat burger!

JWOWW