Jersey Shore "Hurricane Situation" Quotes (Page 3)
Ronnie: Uncle Nino is the ultimate creep. I feel he should be in this house with us. Honestly, I feel he should get the smoosh room.
• Rating: Unrated
Pauly D: Uncle Nino is back. He's drunk. He's hitting on every girl in the place.
• Rating: Unrated
JWoww: There's unfinished business ... You have Jionni with Vinny, Jionni with Mike. Tonight can get ugly real quick.
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: Vinny's haircut is a mixture between a mullet, a mohawk, and a faux hawk. I don't even know what to call that. But it looks good on him.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: This is America. I can breathe. I smell the smog. I love it.
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: I feel like I'm in heaven because I get to GTL again.
• Rating: Unrated
Pauly D: I have an emergency. I have an emergency. I need the strongest lotion you have and the max time, and I want to go twice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: I'm 14 days behing my game. I need to get back to bussiness.
• Rating: Unrated
Pauly D: Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: I want to shock my system. I'm tanorexic, bro.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 46