Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1: "Hurricane Situation" Quotes
This is America. I can breathe. I smell the smog. I love it.
Pauly D
I feel like I'm in heaven because I get to GTL again.
Ronnie
I have an emergency. I have an emergency. I need the strongest lotion you have and the max time, and I want to go twice.
Pauly D
I'm 14 days behing my game. I need to get back to bussiness.
Pauly D
Ohh Yeahhh. Tanning. Yeahh.
Pauly D
I want to shock my system. I'm tanorexic, bro.
Pauly D
First thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as Mike's teeth.
Pauly D
If we don't GTL, it's like the end of civilization.
Mike "The Situation"
It feel great to be back at the T-Shirt shop. As crazy as it sounds, I can't wait to work again.
Pauly
This is the palest you've ever seen. You're all Vinny's color.
Danny
We decided we're gonna check out the Shore Store becuase we're gonna be working there. Again!
Snooki
Ohh. I want Ron Ron Juice.
Deena
