Jersey Shore "Meatball Mashup" Quotes
Sammi: I don't know what's going on here because Nicole is all about Jionni, and Deena, are you lesbian?
• Rating: Unrated
Deena: I need a food.
Vinnie: You didn't eat enough last night?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: Les-be-honest, does that turn you on?
Vinnie: No!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
JWOWW: Deena is showing her kooka to the whole entire club.
Deena: What-ever! I forgot to put underwears on.
JWOWW: It's bad enough if a nipple slips when you're at the club, but you never f*cking forget your underwear. That is (yuck). All I know is, Deena needs a wax.
• Rating: 2.8 / 5.0
Mike "The Situation": The guys right now, we don't think Team Meatball are going to make it to dinner tonight. Snooki and Deena are the meatballs, and they're not making it to the sauce.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: I just spent $400 on Hello Kitty.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: It looks like Hawaii, so I feel like it's an island. Or maybe it's like on the border of like a continent? You know what I mean, so it's like by...an ocean?
• Rating: Unrated
JWOWW: How many guidos does it take to put luggage on a car?
Ronnie: Honestly, how can we have so many bags? We're going to a beach for 24 hours. We're not going to need clothes.
• Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: The girls packed four bags each. Mike packed like he's going to Miami for three weeks.
Pauly D: You do realize we got a Fiat, right?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9