Rivoli's... Rivoli's... where you can get canolis.

Vinny

I'll stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*%ked up ... just 'cause she took a sh!t and he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.

Pauly

I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time. Work blows d!ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.

Deena

If you don't want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you and me, goodbye, never see you again.

Snooki

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.

Pauly D

I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time. Work blows d!ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.

Deena