[to Sam] You are my life.

Ronnie

Mike thinks he's gonna get over on the Meatballs, but in reality baby, the Meatballs make the best of every situation, so go screw yourself Mike.

Deena

Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???

Snooki

Rivoli's... Rivoli's... where you can get canolis.

Vinny

I'll stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*%ked up ... just 'cause she took a sh!t and he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.

Pauly

I'm hungover, I'm not having a good time. Work blows d!ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.

Deena

If you don't want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you and me, goodbye, never see you again.

Snooki
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